So. I discovered that I had nearly 2,000 spam comments on my last post. I decided to save time by deleting in blocks of 500. Kept getting a "Gateway timed out" message. Yes, well...I've now, unwittingly, deleted all comments back to 2008. So sad.
Insert swear words here.
I shall be posting in a few days, once I've recovered from the shock, in response to the lovely Norma, who I have missed so much.
30/08/2013 I've closed comments as the spambots have been at it again! Scum!